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SDWLMS 16. Five Hundred Pounds-STOP Using
Lyrics
500 Pounds

Weight of the world is on my back
The stress is way too much
My family says I'm just a hack
They call me such and such

I cannot find a lifetime mate
The lonelies have attacked
Got to create a whole new fate
Remove this gunny sack

(chorus)
I'm gonna lose 500 pounds
I'm willing it to be
I'm gonna sing 1000 songs
Achieve my liberty
I'm gonna find my inner child
He's hiding there in me
I'm gonna lose 500 pounds
It simply has to be!

Contestable this festival
The clowns of life surround
Delectable this spectacle
Of dogs who claim they're hounds

The Holy Grail upon this trail
Of lifetime's challenges
Now finds new winds to set my sails
Upon what balances

(repeat chorus)

(bridge)
Crystal bells and chandeliers
Adorn this fabled place
Yet nothing ever does compare
True love upon your face

(repeat chorus)
Short Song Description:
Long Song Description:
Take a fun ride into the zany bizarre musical world of Stuck With Green. Think Beck meets Frank Zappa, Nine Inch Nails meet Andy Samberg, Prodigy with a Saturday Night Live sense of humor. Life is full of hardships...let's not make it harder on ourselves. Let's have some fun, and here's the music to have some fun too!
Story Behind the Song:
Lyric Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Music Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Producer Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Publisher Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Performance Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Label Credits: Stuck With Green/Evan Zappa & the Necessity
Song Length: 2:34
Primary Genre: Unique-Comedy
Secondary Genre: Unique-Soundtracks